Thursday, October 27, 2016

The Importance of Being Earnest...

Yes, Lady Bracknell,
 I was in a handbag.
 A somewhat large
 black leather handbag...
 with handles to it.
 An ordinary handbag, in fact.
 In what locality...
 did this Mr. James
 or Thomas Cardew...
 come across this ordinary handbag?
 In the cloakroom at Victoria Station.
 It was given him in mistake for his own.